I couldn't believe it: just hours ago, I was standing outside of Taqueria Cancun getting dancing tips from some wobbly crackheads when all the sudden water started bubbling up out of the concrete.  It sputtered and stank, as if it had been guzzling Pabst and Royal Gate Vodka all night and pissed itself in a moment of pure fuckititude.

Anyway, further proof that our government is full of communists trying to take our jobs.