Mission Street Finally Learns How to Piss Itself

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:48am
Categorized: Scary Larry, The Great Outdoors, Whimsical Bullshit
Tagged: BODILY FUNCTIONS, Pee yo self, taqueria cancun, The Smells of the Mission

I couldn't believe it: just hours ago, I was standing outside of Taqueria Cancun getting dancing tips from some wobbly crackheads when all the sudden water started bubbling up out of the concrete.  It sputtered and stank, as if it had been guzzling Pabst and Royal Gate Vodka all night and pissed itself in a moment of pure fuckititude.

Anyway, further proof that our government is full of communists trying to take our jobs.

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who_the said on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 1:25am (link)

Looks more like blood than piss. You might want to have that checked out.

Kevin Montgomery said on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 1:30am (link)

You saying this might be a holy site? Should I chisel out this section of sidewalk and auction it off on eBay?

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as said on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 2:56am (link)

wow, that was great, thanks dude.

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