— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
We've been hearing rumors that everyone's favorite dive-themed bar Dr. Teeth had set-up a cornhole pitch on their patio, but never made it back there to see for ourselves. And what a mistake that was.
They've got a nice terraced astroturf lawn for you to spill your drink on, two boards, and a whole bunch of bean bags to whip at your friends when they aren't looking. It's all the fun that you come to expect with southern lawn games, without having to make friends with the randoms who bring cornhole to Dolores Park. Plus, you get to play while sucking down PBR tallboys and feasting on a plate of sweet potato tater tots. That is to say, it's pretty much the perfect way to spend daylight hours at a bar.
(If you're curious, Alissa effortlessly whooped my ass two games to one. I'm not much into losing, so I guess I'm not much into cornhole.)
Comments (5)
Oh shit. It’s on. You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this.
And I am one of the randoms who bring cornhole to Dolores Park. It’s ok, you can approach us. Don’t be afraid to meet new people.
But don’t expect me to go easy on you because it’s your first time.
I’m more of a horseshoe kinda guy(we throw twice a week at the pits in GGP). Hopefully people still come to the park to drink for free and play for free. paying a bar for anything with this weather is just stupid if ur just gonna sit outside anyway.
What’s a tatter tot?
Happy little Marina folks enjoying the great outdoors of The Mission.
I’ll put it in both their cornholes….heh heh heh….cornhole