— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I suppose now that traditionally white-collar jobs are hoodie-and-denim careers and low-pay service industry gigs necessitate shirt and tie, the Bay Area needs more cheap, durable office wear. That's where Wood Thumb's new Wood Ties come in. No more coffee stains ruining your old TJ Maxx clearance rack score; just wipe that shit down and go about your day. Shitty boss? Well that doofus will walk right pass you, now that you blend in with your office's reclaimed wood walls. And should your boss notice you, you have a ready-made weapon hanging around your neck.
Get yours next month at Sunday Streets!
[Thanks, Eddie!]
Comments (2)
That’s the last part of my body where I’d want a sharp wood corner poking around.
Carry some holy water and a knife for whittling a sharper edge on the end, and you too…will be ready for the coming vampire/zombie apocalypse(at least for the vampire part that is).