Zynga Hazes New Hires With Public Humiliation

Zynga is totally the worst, right? Looks like it wasn't enough for them to pollute our minds, iPhones and Facebook feeds with their insipid computer games. Now they've asked their poor employees to pollute our streets with bad acting and stage makeup to promote some game called Zombie Swipeout. I dunno. They sent us a press release about it. I'll be sure to tell my aunt, since I'm pretty sure she already beat Mafia Wars and Lady Gagaville.

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You know those aren’t Zynga employees, right? They’re “actors” or whatever you want to call people who are hired to do that sort of thing (which yes, would technically make them Zynga employees, but you know what I mean)