— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I googled around for this new “Cum Tums” product and found a bunch of things that made me kinda uncomfortable, so I'm not really sure what Tums is pitching with this new Muni advertising campaign. I think it has something to do with heartburn, denigrating gender stereotypes, and calcium deficiency. Also, my googling leads me to recommend that you don't try to fit one of these chalky discs in your urethra.
Have a lovely commute home!
Comments (6)
Uppityfag | [Permalink]
Oh live a little Kev!!
At least you can take a Tums to prevent acid reflex following a gallon of lovemaking.
I don't think before I type | [Permalink]
“Schlong Gobblers” you slay me, bro! You are, like, the Dane Cook of SF bloggers!
Ugly highlights | [Permalink]
charmed
Jo Shmo | [Permalink]
#GRATIS
P.D.Bird | [Permalink]
This is just to much.really? lol
I don'vanesa | [Permalink]
For felchers