My friend, who lives on the corner of 11th and Folsom, had something quite unsavory go down outside her apartment late last night:

i heard a bunch of girls screaming outside. at first i thought they were just drunk, but it turns out they were drunk -and- watching somebody kick the shit out of their friend. the cops found her unconscious on the ground. the whole lot of them denied knowing who did it and stood around like donkeys while the EMTs tried to resuscitate the girl. some shirtless guy kept on shouting “how could you do this to me?” and was thrown into the back of a squad car.

welcome to trendy, urban, hip, soma. would you like to purchase some real estate?