Police No Longer Down With People Peeing Openly in Dolores Park
Ever since mankind ceased ambulating about on four limbs, and began walking this earth on two—man has peed on his god given ground. For thousands of years, man has micturated upon the earth.
Well not in Obama’s America. In #ObamasAmerica, the police state tells you where you can and can’t pee. And if they don’t like you choice of location, they write you a ticket.
All that "Obama plotted 9/11" mumbo jumbo aside, is it really fair to ticket people for skipping the gargantuan bathroom line altogether and tinkling on building itself when the city puts literally no effort in providing ample facilities? I mean, it's the warmest weekend of the year, the park's packed, and sometimes you just gotta go.
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If you can't pee in the park, the terrorists have won!
Porta-Potty Equality. Same porta potta for fourth of July as for Pride.
Sorry but you should plan better. Suck it up and wait in line, go before you arrive, or don't be stupid enough to pee in an area where a police officer or others can see you.
seriously. they're lucky if they didn't get indecent exposure tickets if there were any children around....hello, sex offender registry!
Where is Princess Buspiss when we need her?
Too bad advocates from Dolores Park Dog killed the idea of a pissoir as part of the renovation plans.
People drink alcohol and pee all over in Paris and I think that's pretty cool. It should be illegal if you pee on someone's car, home, business etc but not in the bushes or on a tree.
Anyone want to walk around in a park that smells like urine? Maybe these classy chaps would enjoy if someone took a shit on their door step.
This city seriously needs more public bathrooms. Even those sort of standalone urinals that you see in Europe would be a great step.
This.
More bathrooms and trash receptacles.
Until the city does it's job and provides these necessary services that we already pay plenty for, all these whiners need to STFU.
Is it illegal for dogs to piss openly in the park?
haha
And with James CBCW being arrested on Saturday, starting to think that the times are a changin....
What's the story on that? I saw him in action on Sunday...
He WAS arrested. I PERSONALLY saw thye citation. Areested,cuffed and cited and released., he told us that he was gonna just sell water(yeah right) and we saw him out all weekend, not thinking he is to worried about it. But for real, its messed up.
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