— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) | February 17th, 2012 @ 4:41pm Paul is on the scene and reports “they're everything you've ever wanted and more.”And here's a look at their menu:Matzo brei! Babka! Challah French Toast! Let's go get fat![First pic by Beer and Nosh]Previously on Uptown Almanac: Wise Sons Jewish Delicatessen Opening Next Week!Former El Tonayense space to become a JEWISH DELI Comments (14) njudah | February 17th, 2012 @ 4:50pm [Permalink] SO going there soon. this looks amazing. hongry! | February 17th, 2012 @ 5:30pm [Permalink] It would perhaps help if this post included the ADDRESS. I think before I type but I just don't care | February 17th, 2012 @ 7:30pm [Permalink] Way to shill. Sometimes I think | February 17th, 2012 @ 8:08pm [Permalink] They ran out of Potato salad this afternoon, so I had to have cole slaw. (They didn’t try and upsell me to fries, maybe they were all out of potatoes period? Mr. Reasonable | February 17th, 2012 @ 8:12pm [Permalink] $12.50 for a pastrami on rye! SFEW | February 17th, 2012 @ 9:31pm [Permalink] wow…$13 for what is historically European poverty food mrcricket | February 18th, 2012 @ 10:23am [Permalink] Way, way, way overpriced! I bet all the transplant Google and FB kooks will pay for this shit though. Matisyahu | February 18th, 2012 @ 12:33pm [Permalink] Does that dude have dreads? If so, I’m not going there. P.D.Bird | February 18th, 2012 @ 2:03pm [Permalink] Bagel’s only on Saturday’s? Hmmmm, That 20$ table setting in the picture shoulda cost around 10 bucks. But hey, it’s the marinission these days and most from the marina can pay that extra dough. Fuck em. Poops up side your head | February 19th, 2012 @ 9:41am [Permalink] I refuse to pay less than $18 for a sandwich. MrsEricSir | February 19th, 2012 @ 1:56pm [Permalink] Didn’t you know KevMo can pick and chose which spots are the yuppie marina types ruining his mission. After three years of living here he knows the ins and outs of all it means to be a local. He might not have a connection, but he has no problem getting the perks of giving them virtual HJ. Here is their menu. Ok Herr and Eric defend your internet bromance. Meowingtons | February 19th, 2012 @ 10:48pm [Permalink] The final solution to your hunger. I don't think before I type | February 20th, 2012 @ 12:17pm [Permalink] Still holding out for the Mission to get an “Anne’s Franks” wiener stand. scum | February 20th, 2012 @ 1:10pm [Permalink] I thought the joke was that Jews were cheap.