Wise Sons Jewish Delicatessen is Open RIGHT NOW

Tagged: Wise Sons

Paul is on the scene and reports "they're everything you've ever wanted and more."

And here's a look at their menu:

Matzo brei! Babka! Challah French Toast! Let's go get fat!

[First pic by Beer and Nosh]

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njudah's picture

SO going there soon. this looks amazing.

hongry!'s picture

It would perhaps help if this post included the ADDRESS.

24th and Shotwell!

I think before I type but I just don't care's picture

Way to shill.

I don't think before I type's picture

+1

Shilling implies I have a connection to those who operate the business, which I do not. But I did go to a Jewish college and spent plenty of time fattening up in various Brookline delis, so my excitement about this place is pretty much unchecked.

Sometimes I think's picture

They ran out of Potato salad this afternoon, so I had to have cole slaw. (They didn't try and upsell me to fries, maybe they were all out of potatoes period?

Mr. Reasonable's picture

$12.50 for a pastrami on rye!

SFEW's picture

wow...$13 for what is historically European poverty food

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Corned Beef and Pastrami are "poverty food"? Not so much.

SFEW's picture

actually yes...corned beef aka 'salt cured beef' gained popularity in Europe during the industrial age as civilian, naval, and slave-trade rations because it didn't rot.

as for pastrami: 'Among Jewish Romanians, goose breasts were commonly made into pastrami because they were inexpensive. Beef navels were cheaper than goose meat in America, so the Romanian Jews in America adapted their recipe and began to make the cheaper beef pastrami.'

I don't think before I type's picture

HA! Take that, Herr Doktor! Or, should I say, 'Dork-tor'?

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Not so much.

mrcricket's picture

Way, way, way overpriced! I bet all the transplant Google and FB kooks will pay for this shit though.

Mr. Reasonable's picture

Then again, Katz's in NYC charges $16 for a pastrami on rye. Maybe if they film a crappy romcom inside Wise Sons, they can jack theirs up to $20!

Alissa d's picture

Similarly, Langer's in LA charges like $17 for a pastrami sandwich.

Matisyahu's picture

Does that dude have dreads? If so, I'm not going there.

P.D.Bird's picture

Bagel's only on Saturday's? Hmmmm, That 20$ table setting in the picture shoulda cost around 10 bucks. But hey, it's the marinission these days and most from the marina can pay that extra dough. Fuck em.

Poops up side your head's picture

I refuse to pay less than $18 for a sandwich.

Poops up side your head's picture

less?

Poops up side your head's picture

Yeah, less. It's a joke. Not really funny, but a joke nonetheless.

MrsEricSir's picture

Didn't you know KevMo can pick and chose which spots are the yuppie marina types ruining his mission.

After three years of living here he knows the ins and outs of all it means to be a local.

He might not have a connection, but he has no problem getting the perks of giving them virtual HJ. Here is their menu.

Ok Herr and Eric defend your internet bromance.

Not that I have to defend myself to anons, but I posted their menu because it wasn't publicly available on their website and the menu alone tells a pretty interesting story.

Also, I've lived here for four and a half years.

Smooches!

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

I really like Jewish deli food.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

Meowingtons's picture

The final solution to your hunger.

Mr. Reasonable's picture

Someone had to go there. Godwin's Law invoked, thread over.

I don't think before I type's picture

Still holding out for the Mission to get an "Anne's Franks" wiener stand.

scum's picture

I thought the joke was that Jews were cheap.

no, but played out Jewish jokes are

scum's picture

How about Whitney Houston jokes?

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