New Rentable Park Ranger Keeps You From Enjoying the New Dolores Park Playground

There's a new sheriff in town and he's keeping you off the swings.

After all that vandalism that got our favorite TV journalist all upset, the city went and rented a security guard to keep the hooligans and curious children alike out of the playground.  And while this might seem like a horrible bummer and a tragically necessary expense added to our city's strained budget, he's proving to be really good at fetching the frisbees that fly over the fence.

Comments (2)

That bridge part looks kinda scary for a playground setting. Wonder who will be the first kid to fall of that and brake and arm…or worse., Great design….

Negative Nellie.

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