Seriously:

Café Gratitude’s legal woes stemming from lawsuits brought by former employees have been resolved—what exactly that means for any of the parties involved, they aren’t saying. […]

According to Stephen Sommers, the lawyer for former employees Sarah Stevens and Ravi Shankar, the “matter has been settled” and he is not allowed to discuss the terms.

Matthew Engelhart echoed Sommers' statement.

So, will the restaurants remain open?

“Some will close and some will stay open,” Engelhart said.

How horrible is that?  It's like finding out Osama Bin Laden was shot dead and two months later, “Oops!, we just shot some random a-rab with a beard!”

I'm going to go cry into my kale salad.

[The Bay Citizen | Photo by Jed Schmidt]