— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The other day I witnessed what could possibly be the best real life adaptation of Blue Velvet ever accidentally performed:
Counter Guy: Sorry James, we don't sell singles of Heineken, only Corona.
Cold Beer, Cold Water: Well too bad, I need a Heineken for a customer.
CG: Okay, five bucks.
CBCW: Five bucks?! Come on man…
CG: Why don't you just buy the six pack and sell the rest?
CBCW: Are you kidding me?! No one in the park wants to drink a fucking Heineken.
After another minute of arguing and watching the counter guy trying to put the Heineken back in the cooler, James ended up paying the $5 demanded for the single bottle. That's what I call service.
Comments (7)
animaldance | [Permalink]
lawl
Chalkman | [Permalink]
next thing you know, someone is going to go on a “joyride”….
P.D.Bird | [Permalink]
Dependable as fuck. That’s why James( cold beer,no water) has been such a succsess. We have even had him grab other stuff from the store. always aims to please with a smile..lol
chris r. | [Permalink]
Now that is some folklore!
Alissa | [Permalink]
HIS NAME IS JAMES?! The illusion is shattered.
Jay B. | [Permalink]
That is beautiful. I’ve seen that movie at least 20 times. Is anyone David Lynch’s friend on teh facebooks? I bet this would make his week, even if he doesn’t know the history of CBCW.
Justin | [Permalink]
Miles looks hella adorable in this photo.