Your Wild First Contact Parties Are Keeping the Kids Up at Night

Someone—or something—in the vicinity of 22nd and Fair Oaks is still having wild and crazy “first contact” parties following the recent discovery of Kepler 22b. Which begs the question: what's a “first contact party” and where's my invite?

Also, your sleep-deprived neighbor doesn't give a shit about aliens, dude.

[Photo by Andy Brooks]

Comments (3)

Star Trek parties??

That’s two blocks from where that young woman was brutally raped recently–possible connection?

i live a block away….why wasn’t i invited?