While on the topic of booty, I found myself having to 'occupy a toilet seat' while strolling down Valencia earlier today, so I ducked into Paxton Gate's Curiosities for Kids', figuring they might have some dead lizards or something to look at while I regretted eating a burrito for breakfast.  Anyway, if you're still reading this, I took a look at their janitorial checklist before I sat down because children are gross and horrible and I wanted to make sure someone hosed down the seat with an ocean of bleach recently, only to discover their toilet can is for scientific research only.  Oh Paxton Gate, you're so goofy.

Anyway, if my stool cures cancer you're welcome.