Pabst Debuts Stylish New Packaging in an Effort to Fool You Into Thinking You're Drinking Something Other Than Cheap Swill

The cans remain the same, the beer still tastes like Wednesday night at Bender's, and a twelve continues to cost a buck more than high life at the local bodega.  Is the packaging refresh enough to stem the tide of Tecate ubiquity in the Mission? (History says probably not)