The day before Thanksgiving. You've got nothing going on. Your friends have real family to hang out with. Your dickbag cousin's in town and wants to hang out. He's down to go to a bar and “catch up”—you'd rather not.  So what's there to do?

Get high on Mission Street and laugh at jokes.

That's right, our pals over at The Business are bringing you an evening of home-cooked jokes, just like grandmother used to make [zing!].  And what the line-up they have:

It is an All Thanksgivinged Eve to remember at the Dark Room this week, as we welcome a cornucopia of guests to the Business. From Los Angeles, we have Aparna Nancherla and SF native Emily Maya Mills, and from New York City, we have Alameda's own Emily Heller! Holy shit, if the Wampanoag had brought this kind of lineup to the Pilgrims back in 1621, they all would have died of laughter! And probably scurvy or rickets, because medicine was very primitive back then. […]

We've also got regular Businessman Sean and Bucky, the gravy to this holiday smorgasbord. Also expect surprise guests, cardboard hand turkeys, pumpkin-based snacks, and one thousand six hundred and twenty-one laughs. $5, no wampum.

It goes down tomorrow (that's Wednesday) at 8pm at The Dark Room Theater.  No wampum.

[Facebook / $5 / Weed not included]