The Roxie Theater, the Mission's venerable curators of films you want to see, when you want to see them, hits us over the head with a “100% medically accurate” double feature that'll most certainly get you in the holiday spirit:

Literally and figuratively rubbing your face in it, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE series immediately superseded everything else in cinema as The Most Extreme Thing Of All Time Ever. Columnists rallied, bloggers blathered and the public couldn’t get enough of this timeless story of unwitting strangers fused together, ass-to-mouth. Please join us at the Roxie to ring in the holiday season with Tom Six’s epic about two men’s dare to dream. Don’t be embarrassed! We know you want to see what all the fuss is about.

Cancel your other plans and get tix for the feast now.