Live by the Sword, Die by the Sword

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) | September 13th, 2011 @ 11:25am

To everyone who has had their cars hauled away at 6am following the orders dispatched from these three-wheeled gnats: you're welcome.

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

• Cattle Karma
• You Failed the Parking Test
• Getting Booted: My Charitable Donation for the Year
• DPT: Crappy People. Crappy Jobs.