— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Why would someone possibly want to fuck up motorcycles so bad? Perhaps his girlfriend left him for a motorcycle and the mere sight of a bike gives him flashbacks of his lost lover canoodling with a Harley and sends him into a fit of uncontrollable rage. Or maybe he has werewolf-like properties and the summer causes him to smash motorcycles and howl at the moon during late night blackouts.
Anyway, heads up, motorcycle owners.
Comments (3)
Let’s take a big bit out crime, indeed.
you do NOT fuck with a man’s vehicle.
Crackheads and tweakers have been known to ‘pound on motorcycles’. What they’re after are the spark plugs, which apparently make good crack pipes. My previous roommate had this happen to his bike three times in one year, except these crackheads preferred tool was a brick instead of a hammer. It got to the point that my roommate started just leaving spare sparkplugs resting on the bike so they wouldn’t wail on it anymore.