San Franciscan Vodka is Fruity, Self-Referential

Gross. I saw this at a liquor store in Pac Heights last night. I'd heard that Absolut was coming out with a line of San Francisco vodka but I didn't think it'd be this shitty. Apparently its flavored with a combination of grape, dragon fruit and papaya, which is guess is perfect if you're trying to slip someone a roofie at Bar None. Maybe if you dump it into a 40 of High Life it'll taste like Four Loko…

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Oh man. I was really hoping it would have a cool-artsy bottle like the Absolut Brooklyn. That clip art hodge podge makes me sad.

“the grape represents Wine Country and the dragon fruit and papaya represent the Asian and Latin communities, respectively”

That “Speak Up!” quote bubble really should have said “Step Down!”

So, wait, did you actually try it?

Can’t judge a book by its cover, you’re too quick to judge!

Yeah, it’s all kinds of delicious. That 30 bucks is so you don’t get a hangover. You pay for what you get.