Original Formula Four Loko Spotted Aging in North Beach Basement Next to a Trash Can

According to tastr, Church Key “[takes] beer so seriously that they’ve been ‘cellar aging’ four loko circa 2010, waiting for just the right moment to unleash a tasting party for the ages.”  Considering some internet random with a cellphone was able to get access to their basement, I'm guessing “the right moment” will be whenever “someone” liberates the case from its neglectful owners. [link]