Relax, and let the machines do the MILF hunting for you

Here's an (admittedly old) lesson in adding robo-insult to injury:

The MilfHunt twitter bot has no concept for what a MILF may be. The concepts of politeness and consideration are vacant from its instructions. The MilfHunt bot knows only to seek tweets containing “MILF” and retweet these tweets.

Likewise, the bicyclist cares little for politeness or consideration. The bicyclist knows only to identify and declare that which it considers a MILF while riding its fixie about.

The bicyclist and the MilfHunt bot are isomorphs (defined differently, but identical in underlying structure). One is flesh and blood, the other is a set of instructions and signals. A property of isomorphs is that each one can perform the same function as its other isomorphs.

The MilfHunt bot may well have been invented by a MILF-hunting “hipster with a fixie” living in San Francisco.

Which do you think will become obselete first?

 

 

 

[thanks Z for the tweet!]

Comments (3)

This is beautiful.

“hipster on a fixie and i know i know, it’s serious…”

-sorry couldn’t resist.

aubrey is cool btw.

Isn’t that a compliment?