George Washington Cannot Tell A Lie

George Washington must have made a lousy husband! But seriously; this was spotted at Stonestown, and the folks from nearby SF State with their liberal history classes know better than to believe such childish legends about the founding fathers. Washington was a politician, and telling the truth is one thing politicians aren't known for.  No, if Washington said your butt looked big, it's probably because he'd spent all day powderig his wig so he could look nice and the LEAST you could do was find some pants that didn't look awful on you, or maybe, you know, bother going to the gym once and a while. Gosh.

Spotted by Gatita at the Stonestown Muni Metro platform.