— By Laura B |
Just three gems I discovered while trying to take care of shit on the internet today.
1) How to/How not to take passport photos, a pictorial instruction from the Bureau of Consular Affairs. I want to meet both of these people just so I can shake their hands. Also, what if that dude's head and neck just looked like that? Hella racist, passport office.
2) Yo, Oxi Fresh has the best company name and a fake phone number. Also, that lady loves her clean carpet!
3) Finally, the California DMV knows you were a total nerd burger in highschool:
And so concludes our tour of the glorious internet! Thank you and goodnight! (I know it's 2 pm, I keep odd hours.)
Comments (4)
In the interest of keeping you journelists accurate, I just wanted to point out that the Oxifresh phone number does work. No, it’s alphanumeric, instead of numbers, but my phone also has letters on the number pad. Yours doesn’t?
their # is 1 800 OXI FRES (get it?)
Actually, I used to work for a company with an 11-digit phone number.
NUMBER 3 . BURN!!!!