— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
San Francisco natives sure love reminding everyone that they're San Francisco natives. Even our newspapers distinguish between natives and non-natives, as if being born on this soil makes someone's thoughts on the zoo's baby koala any more valid. Well now, old school natives can just wear it on their chest, making sure no one mistakes them for one of those damn transplants.
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as if being born on this soil makes someone’s thoughts on the zoo’s baby koala any more valid
It does.
…though the only time I pull the native card is when some damn transplant starts being a dick to tourists and telling them they should go home.
Good call, although it begs the question: Baby koala– tourist or transplant?
Also, I think that sweatshirt would be awesome on a cool grandpa.
Comes with a free one-way plane ticket to New York City.
there’s more clever ways to say this…