As you might have heard, a few Bay Area cool kids decided they wanted to bring back Clueless and all its horrible slang for a four-act musicial.  So As If! put their idea up on Kickstarter and enough people thought it was a solid idea and donated them three-and-a-half grand to make the magic happen.  So, to celebrate, they're taking a page out of the dot-com handbook and throwing a launch party.

Yeah yeah, I know what you're saying.  “Bro, launch parties are fucking lame.”  No doubt, but this launch party features Ocean Spray (The Cranberries cover band), Boyz IV Men, a Jock Jams dance party, and fuzzy pens.  The Jock Jams dance party alone makes me depressed I'm going to miss this one, but Big Sur is calling me.

Tonight at 9pm.  $10.  251 Rhode Island.  Ticket info.