San Franciscans Flock to Ocean Beach to Watch Incoming Tsunami

I woke up this morning to news of a tsunami barreling towards the California coast and quickly got my things together to head towards the beach and check it out.  Then I took a step back and thought about how this would play out:

  1. The waves would be small and I would have gone across town for nothing.
  2. I die.

Apparently all these other San Franciscans didn't come to the same conclusion.

[photo by ava]

Comments (5)

“The tsunami wave crest is not expected to be above 2 feet, and should reach the Bay Area between 8 and 11 a.m”

Bunny gotta luv gettin whiped out ya’llll

3. Reach heaven (?) (With beer) and vape. 3.2 family remembers me in history.

This may be the most incomprehensible comment I’ve ever seen. Excellent work sir.