How To Beard Yourself Like Brian Wilson

I recognize this is all sorts of Laughing Squid bait, but this particular graphic is not only funny, but McSweeney's is selling an 11"x17" print of this bad boy for a mere $8 so you can hang it "next to your bathroom mirror."  I presume they want you to hang it there as a reminder not to shave your face, not so you have something to distract yourself while you sit in your bathroom crying about how you've let yourself go over the years.

[via Ice Tubes (which you should just be reading at this point)]