Fashion Watch: Hipster Hitler Mustaches
Imagine my horror the other night as I spotted this hiptard out of the corner of my eye while drinking at Uptown. As this crappy picture shows, this dudebro was hanging out at the bar and rocking a Hitler mustache with zero shame. So many things rushed through my mind: do I talk to him to figure out what motivates someone to do this? Is he Jewish and trying to take irony to a macabre next level? Should I smash my bottle over the bar and stab him in the throat?
Ultimately murder seemed like a bad idea--plus I was too intoxicated to properly wield a broken bottle--and the idea of trying to talk to a person like this made me want to die. Instead, I just was that creepy guy who sneaked a picture of Hipster Hitler IRL and bounced to a bar that wouldn't let someone like this in. Even so, what the fuck?
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Hmmm, I think you're wrong. Ever heard of Sparks (the band, dude)? What about Charlie Chaplin? Also, this dude thinks I'm hot, or so he told me room mate, ha!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKFXQrSjV50gyd85hITCL0QRv284xr1...
Hipstler?
Winning!
I am definitely with KM on this one.
Mustache aside, can we please talk about what he's wearing??
Can we take a step back and thing about the mustache for a second. It was just doing its thing, having a good run in the 30s with Chaplin and the like and then Hitler has to come along and thrown its reputation in the gutter. Poor mustache. It didn't murder all those innocent people.
Also, this is not the first hipster I have seen rocking the Hitler 'stache, so be warned.
Yeah? He ruined a perfectly good name too, but are you gonna name your kid Adolf?
Maybe he's a one-man effort to take back the mini-stache!
why can't you just let disco hitler live? nazi's like dancing and drinking too
I like to envision a world where hitler has been brought back to life but something went wrong and now we have disco hitler who just wants to listen to sylvester and do coke off the tits of bitches in rollerskates without having to sweat the heat from his genocidal past, homie is just trying to rock and get some pussy. Why must his white power legacy ruin his second chance at glory?
Yes!
Just substitute the word "wieners" for the word "tits" and "anal penetration" for "pussy".
David Arquette snorted some coal ash.
who cares bro? did this dude take home the girl you were thinking about maybe talking to or something?
personally, I appreciate that he wears this thing. Remember the old saying: "say nothing and be thought a fool; say something and remove all doubt"? Well, this guy's mustache is the visual equivalent of letting us all know he's a fool. And we don't even have to go to the trouble of talking to him. Thanks, Hitler Hipster!
I'm a little disappointed he's not smoking a pipe.
HAHA THATS MY FRIEND THOMAS...and fyi he is more so channeling Charlie.
I thought it was more Chaplinesque when I visited SF, as demonstrated with my caption on a photo I took of him here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/heilsja/5457277984/in/set-72157626090512048/
OMG I TOTALLY MAKE AN ALL-STAR SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE IN THAT PICTURE.
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