So I guess you probably aren't reading this now since you have approximently another 3 minutes to go without being able to power your hair dryer and finish up the green-dyed Pauly D blowout you were going to sport for St Paddy's Day.  OH MY GOD HOW WILL YOU POWER THE JAEGERMIESTER DISPENCER FOR YOUR JAEGER INFUSED CAR BOMBS??? #pray4theMarina