The Everyday Horrors of Minna Street

I've developed an unhealthy obsession with reading NIMBY blogs lately.  Not that they are captivating read or anything, but I too will be 40 one day and I'm hoping to get some pointers for how to most effectively waste City Hall's time by having them deal with my petty troubles.

One such blog is Old Dirty Alley, a blog dedicated to a small stretch in SOMA's Minna Street, where every single day is full of shocking monstrosities such as having to call the police on people with their pants around their quads, a completely naked recycler laying in the street with a wine bottle shoved up his ass, pooping on Toyotas, and being forced to scold people for not peeing in a portapottie.  Just awful!

But the photo above shines the brightest.  What could possibly be going on here?  Hemming pants?  Fun with silly string?  ODA has the answer:

weird of the day: a woman getting the bandage on her buttock changed. pants ankle-high. on the street. in public. and not in the most sanitary place in town. said damage was probably caused in the first place by shooting up, or is something meth-related. i did have a moment of guilt where i wasn’t going to put up these photos. but that vanished as soon as i saw the lighter in her hand and realized she was high as hell. i know, i know, gross assumptions. but i’ll bet dollars to donuts …

420 graffiti, a sewing machine, a buttock wound and a poo stain running down the wall all conspired to create this weird of the day.

Weird indeed!  Almost as weird as posting a 23-picture deep slideshow of the occassion.  But I understand, outraged requires evidence.  A single picture can be misleading, but an entire photoset is damning.  If you're swirling that glass of merlot while scribbling an email to your supervisor, you better be sure to have an incriminating shot that will convince them to clean up the bandage-changing epidemic that is choking the life out of our city.

Comments (10)

It’s disgusting to me that the man who runs this blog fails to explore they whys of who these people are and what they are doing. Nothing in this context can be taken at face value. I work in the TL with people who might considered of this population, particularly the ones who are using (which it seems many that frequent the allies do). It might behoove this man to consider a few things :

- People who are homeless or marginally housed very rarely have the thing that we lucky people often take for granted - privacy. An alley, for many, provides a place for acts that provide them pleasure, for they lack alternative places to create this privacy. It’s the best they can do. We have the luxury of indulging in pleasure in our homes in ways that we see fit for ourselves. Pleasure that becomes a right in our minds - having a drink with friends, being intimate with loved ones, masturbating, watching a movie at full volume, blasting our favorite band, you get the idea. And even unpleasntries such as fighting, crying and raging. All in our at our own discretion and in the confines of four walls that prevent others from seeing into our lives. For many people that he is photographing, their acts are private however do not/can not receive the veil of privacy. A hit off a crack pipe for them is a glass of wine for us. They don’t have the luxury of being enclosed from peering eyes. Have you ever been in a city shelter or an SRO? They are the most basic of places that provide only a place to lay your head with no availability for other activities that us ‘normal people’ could never imagine being without.

- People deserve privacy. Can you rightly say that someone who is unfortunate enough to be relegated to allies in search of it be put on the stand in even more public view?

- What are you accomplishing by airing out these acts without examining they why’s? Have you ever thought to better understand the phenomenon of allies, used as private public places, in under-served areas?

- Who are you serving by publishing these photos? Certainly not the people being photographed. For this will not create positive change, if that is what you seek.

I say a big fuck you to this guy. In my eyes you are being more irresponsible than the folks you choose to shame because you fail to examine anything other than your own self righteous reaction.

BOO-HOO

“A hit off a crack pipe for them is a glass of wine for us.” Are you kidding me? Wait, wait, so are you saying that there’s such a thing as crack tastings like in Napa Valley? Wonder if they call it Napa Alley…

Wonder what crack vintage that ladies hitting. Do you think it pairs well with Salmon as she invites her friends in the crack alley for a dinner party? Do you think that SFMoMA is going to have a crack +design show in the near future?

Great analogy, really.

Not saying that a hit of a crack pipe equals a glass of wine. The analogy was meant to represent that everyone has their means of escaping. And most of us have the luxury of escaping in the privacy of our own homes where nobody can judge us.

Liken it to toking up, or doing a line with some friends to celebrate. Are those things you or any of your friends can relate to? Probably. Tell me that having privacy doesn’t make that escape easier for you.

“A hit off a crack pipe for them is shotgunning a PBR and chasing it with a Jameson to us.”

I get your point, I just think the general disapproval is that most people don’t party when they’re broke (I don’t fall into that category. HELLO CREDIT CARD). At the end of the day, there’s a little NIMBY in all of us.

Anonymous Coward: You have GOT to be kidding.

Really, I’m not. Live 5 minutes in the shoes of the people he is photographing and you might have some more respect for them. They are people, after all.

I can’t even believe that I tried to say something mildly introspective here. This is clearly not the crowd.

So this guy moves to a street filled with homeless people, then starts a blog to complain about them?

Kinda makes you wonder if he moved there specifically so he could complain.

I strongly endorse the public shaming of anti-social behavior.

you SF ppl are so… I cannot even begin to insult you! damn! so many going through my head!