BIG NEWS in Getting Drunk and Playing With Plastic Guns

If you're having trouble deciphering what is going on in professional photograph above, I'll help you out.  The drunken graffiti factory that is Gestalt Haus got a NEW BIG BUCK HUNTER MACHINE.  Sure, their old machine alright, but the new one allows you to hunt all new endangered animals like Giraffes, Rhinos, and various monkeys.  Best of all, they taped a rag to the machine so you can punch the shit out of it when your frustration manifests itself into physical violence.  Sadly, the machine is still expensive enough to make you broke if you play it too much, but you can still get bargain drunk on Gestalt's $2 Tecates and put back their above-average veggie sandwiches.

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The vegan Whitney Houston is the shit and is the perfect combo to go along with shooting various monkeys.