This certainly sounds like fun:
Unlike Kevin MacAllister's mom, we didn't forget anything for this holiday party at the Roxie. Presents? Snacks? Treats? Holiday cartoons? What about Santa Claus? Is Santa Claus going to be here? The answers are: check, check, check, check and YES!!! In addition to alternately heart-warming and brain-melting holiday videos, we're very excited to facilitate a rare 35mm big-screen presentation of the Macaulay Culkin revenge fantasia HOME ALONE. Get in for just FIVE DOLLARS if you bring a wrapped present for Santa. Co-presented by our favorite ice cream team Humphry Slocombe and those tender hearted gangsters over at Prohibition Brewery.
I probably won't be going to this showing because, as anyone named Kevin who was born between the years of 1980-1985 can tell you, this movie brings back terrible memories of kids is grade school repeatedly yelling, "Kevin, you are such a disease!" I still can barely sleep at night. Anyways, if your name isn't Kevin and Santacon wasn't enough for you, The Roxie has all the deets.