Just What You Were Waiting For: Artisan Jell-O Shots

That's right, the San Francisco foodie culture that has produced toenail flavored ice cream and other overhyped culinary creations unveils its latest work: “artisan Jell-O shots.”  Abby, the person selling these shots, claims she makes two new flavors daily and goes to various events and scenes to sell them.  Think she's just throwing around the word “artisan”?  One of the flavors for sale Sunday was “mulled wine stewed with spices, fruit punch, and spiced rum.”

PEOPLE, let's slow down, collect ourselves, and realize this “artisan” foodie culture has gone too far.  Don't get me wrong, the Jell-O shot I tasted was quite good, but it was only marginally better than the stuff made with plastic handle vodka and corporate gelatin mix that had Bill Cosby on the package that I guzzled down when I was a prepubescent lad.

Plus, wouldn't you rather support this squalid Jell-O shot selling sketchtard?:

  

Comments (13)

Dude, now everyone knows that Randy Quaid is slangin’.

No mention of the vicious dog fight going on in DP…. you call this reporting?

This made my day.

Partly because it was delightful to read.

Partly because I now know what my Rap name will be: Jello Shot

the word “artisan” died when Tostitos started using it….no wait when JACK IN THE BOX started using it…NO WAIT IT DIED IN SAN FRANCISCO BECAUSE IT’S USED ALL THE FUCKING TIME ZOMG TEH FAIL! LOL!

This bitch totally stole someone else’s idea!! I saw Amuse Louche do this more than a year ago at events and galleries around SF. Lame.

also….serving out of disposable gladware containers? ew. no points for presentation. that stuff looks like disease

Jello shots from a stranger stored in tuperware? That’s fucking gross.

where’s the bacon?

Hi Lovely SF‘ers….

To rebut your kind comments - my idea was born in Brooklyn almost 2 years ago. I came out to SF this fall to experience the city, as I plan on moving out here permanently. This past summer I sold them in single serving plastic sealed containers with miniature spoons. This worked well except for the fact that I put 6 over-sized boxes of non-recyclable plastic into the earth over the course of just a few months. That being said, I’ve temporarily resorted to sealed (sanitation) reusable (environment) containers, served in paper condiment cups.
And in regards to the bacon, I have grand Jell-o-ey plans, for I throw annual bacon parties back east ; )

Love,
JSG

www.thejelloshotgirl.com

Cold Beer! Cold Water!

I enjoyed both of my jello shots, Jelly Shot Girls dog puked on my blanket, but I didn’t care because they were good.

Keep coming around JSG.

I absolutely loved the mulled wine shot–go JSG for being Eco Friendly!

thanks guys. Monkey told me again last night how embarrassed he was about the puke. He said next time he will be sure to come prepared with a mop in case it happens again by accident.

Love,
JSG

www.thejelloshotgirl.com