In staying with San Francisco's progressive tradition of non-violence, an area resident took it upon themselves to Sharpie the bejesus out of their crap printer.  As bats…, the taker of this fantastic photograph, said, “I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when he called his problem into HP Support.”  I can only imagine the rage this person felt.  Calling up support, probably yelling about how the printer is a fantastic example at crappy product design and usability, and asking for a refund.  Then after 15 minutes of irate yelling, he walked past his baseball bat and handgun to reach for a marker.

For old times' sake:

(photo by bats…)