NEWSFLASH: Uptown readers are selfish fucking pricks; hate SF/children/teh poors

TRANSLATION: Hate my parents soooo much, can't access trust fund until 25; need $$$ for blow.

With the exception of readers Kathleen and 'tpaz', you are all a bunch of fucking assholes.  I sincerely hope you're straining the shit out of your eyes to read this while developing carpal tunnel syndrome, and possibly festering some kind of horrible venereal disease.  

I dunno, maybe you were all just embarrassed to email us and let us know that you had donated to the SF Food Bank last week when they had their gift matching deal; in which their corporate benefactors doubled whatever you donated ($2 to $25k) and put it towards feeding underprivileged kids in local SF schools.  But probably not, cause we all know that you really just hate kids and the impoverished, and god knows you hate San Francisco.  Pricks.  

Luckily, there are people in this City that don't read this blog and aren't complete assholes.  The SF Food Bank met their goal with last week's program, no thanks to you dickface. If you feel even the slightest bit of remorse, then go to sffb.org and redeem yourself.  The opportunity to have your contribution doubled is over but your donation is still needed more than ever, and will become increasingly more needed as we get closer and closer to the winter holidays when the SF Food Bank gets cleaned out.

I hope you get mugged. Then maybe you'll have an 'authentic insight' into the 'human condition' that you love to run your mouth about so often.

Comments (5)

Oh great and wise SF philanthropist, exactly how much money did you donate? Or more importantly how much time did you volunteer at the food bank? Oh that’s right you didn’t have time because you were too busy posting on blogs. Instead of actually doing anything directly you just threw some money at the problem and left everyone else to deal with “those people”. God forbid you actually DO ANYTHING. But that $20 you donated did afford you the opportunity to get on your high horse on look down upon others for being soooo caring and compassionate.

Just because people don’t contribute to your charity, exactly when you want, doesn’t mean there aren’t people out there giving back to SF/Bay Area. Let’s be honest the only reason you even got behind this drive is because your girlfriend/some girl your interested in wouldn’t stop chewing your ear off about how important it is and you wanted to get laid.

I applaud your promotion of the SF food bank (or any progressively-minded community based charity) but screaming at others because they didn’t help only ostracizes people and hurts the organization your supporting.

Hey, I’m not your bitch.

Hey, ZeePee; now that you’ve been bored a new asshole by Everythingsucks, you can use one asshole to keep your man/menz happy and the other as your mouthpiece.

Thank you for posting about us! I’m sure your readers are not assholes. They are all welcome to come down and volunteer, make a donation online, or even just follow us on twitter. We’re already buying extra food for the holidays, so every bit helps.

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