Harrison Street's Alliteration Van Derides "Garbage Pail Kidspeak"

For some reason, I decided to actually read what was on that written on that crazy van that's always parked at the Best Buy on Harrison.  Nothing too surprising.  Just a homeless person that hates the police, prisons, politicians, people who don't flush the toilet and KKKanSSaSS, yet loves Nadar, eating pussy, and the right to remain retarded.  Yawn.

But just when I had given up all hope of being entertained, I turned the corner to see a amck..wkt tag on the passenger's side.  Sure, it's just a boring scribble, but labeling it as “Garbage Pail Kidspeak” is anything but.

Fresh.  Innovative.  A timely mashup of Reagan-era memes and a fictional Orwellian language.

We can only hope that Local McNimbydouche brings this phrase into the lexicon of the everyday man.