— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
One of my favorite recent episodes of South Park when they attempt to redefine the word “fag” as “an extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.” Perhaps it's a favorite because I had the particular misfortune of living near a Harley shop in Boston and tools would drive by my house all hours of the day. Thankfully, this particular brand of douche had been a relative anomaly up until this summer. For some reason, this gang of former high school losers has been obnoxiously parading around the Mission with increasing frequency. Worst of all, their gang surrounds around the use of scooters with some of the worst emissions imaginable. Anyways, fuck scooters. Next time I have the urge to piss in public, you know where it's going.
(photo and title by @JeffreyDKoff)
Comments (8)
Ha! There were a bunch of these twerps maybe a year ago blowing through lights at 16th & Valencia, like some kind of short-bus critical mass for 11 year olds from Modesto. I said as much in a twit and THE INTERNET EXPLODED.
Also, I’m apparently not very creative when I’m describing twerps on mopeds.
hi troy,
those are scooters though…scooters don’t make noise and are rad.
we can all agree about mopeds. dumb little post from a couple years ago…
http://bothbothseries.blogspot.com/search?q=mopeds
xo
Where have you guys been? This group has been two-strokin’ it through the city streets for decades.
Assholes then, assholes now.
The Mods with their Vespas have been here from the early days of the Mabuhay Gardens, Mission street used to be bumper to bumper low riders, before that there were drag races at the Great Highway every weekend. They all helped to make SF the interesting, vibrant city it is. Now SF is going through a , suburb raised, entitled, hipster-cyclist phase.We natives are looking forward to the day when they breed and go back to the suburbs and take their intolerance with them. I also suspect a lot of them will end up in minivans after realizing how hard it is to raise children, buy grocery’s and take them to their games on a bicycle.
“suburb raised” —— Plenty of them were swaggering thru the mall in Kentuckistan and Naziana.
my across the street neighbor has a loud motorcycle. every time he gets it out of the garage he has to play with the throttle for at least 20 minutes. It’s the motorcycle equivalent of jerking off. even the stupid Muni train passing by our place makes less noise.
We are the Fags, We are the Fags, We Are, We Are, We Are The FAGS!