My personal hero, Exercising While Intoxicated, just ran the SF half marathon while drinking a beer every mile, finishing in an earth-shattering 5hr, 7min:

Several of you told me that I was “going to die” if I drank 13 beers while running the San Francisco Half Marathon. I did not die.

I puked three times, blacked out for miles 11 and 12, and needed five hours to finish. This is my story.

Read on.