Protect Your Ashtray Full of Change

Well, this is a clever way to protect your rape van from petty crime: cover your smashed out window with a bed sheet claiming you have a guard dog lurking in your van.  Our investigation of the vehicle revealed that there was, in fact, no dog present, $1.73 in change in the ashtray and a really nice iPod charger.

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Hi Kev,

Sorry, I should have sent this earlier. Just some good tips on how to recover psychologically after being bullied, specifically in high school. My advice? Just keep blogging, just keep blogging

BTW, site is killing it this month! Almost 15k views! Watch out, SFist!

Oh, here’s the bullying recovery link big guy!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090322020448AAfbHzs

Kev, what’s your advice on growing ironic beards and mustaches? Just don’t shave? Is it really that simple?
Heart you,
The Eric