IT'S SLURPEE TIME BITCH

I'm not really sure what this has to do with the post, but I was itching to somehow incorporate R. Kelly into the topic. (via D. Chappelle)

I'm not really sure what this has to do with the post, but I was itching to somehow incorporate R. Kelly into the topic. (via D. Chappelle)

GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

I have such a raging boner for democracy right now.  That's right, the planning commission slapped the shit out of some Bernal hookers and blessed us with the gift of shitty hot dogs. From Mission Loc@l:

Despite complaints from neighbors, the San Francisco Planning Commission voted 4-2 to allow an independently-owned 76 gas station to become a 7-Eleven.

The only condition imposed is that the convenience store on the corner of 30th and Mission Streets close down from 1 a.m. to 5 a.m., to discourage business from late-night bar patrons. Currently the gas station’s convenience store is open 24 hours.

Ultimately, I think it's ludicrous that some whiny grandmas are forcing a business to close when I most need sugar and electrolytes, but it's still one small step for corporate America.