IT'S A FUCKING EMERGENCY Y'ALL

Quick, suspend the constitution!

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I hear the verdict is PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999, BRO!

BRO ITS GONNA GET CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! BRO

property rights are going to be infringed tonight for sure. i love humanity and its inherent ability to capitalize for the sake of a new plasma tv. oakland is about to burn. i work downtown and it is a ghost town right now, all the b&ts are on bart running home. godspeed.

only an indigent would go after a plasma. everybody knows that 3DTVs are the new loot of choice.

i don’t necessary disagree with your presumption that everyone in oakland is indigent. with that said, i stand by my original statement. i also believe the looting of foot locker that is being reported makes us both winners in this discussion.