HARD-HITTING COFFEE SHOP COVERAGE: Blue Fig Coming Soon

BIG FUCKING NEWS GUYS: THERE'S A COFFEE SHOP OPENING UP ON VALENCIA ST.  IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Now that I have that out of my system, I popped my head in there yesterday.  The ghost of American Apparel's hopes and dreams will be bagels, sandwiches, salads and caffeine.  We can only hope that the bagels will be overnighted from the east coast daily.  Sorry for the crappy pic, but by “popped my head in there,” I really meant “I took some shitty pictures of the menu from the street” because I'm an antisocial fucktard.

Comments (2)

Wow, they have a fake chalkboard menu!? That’s so original, how did they even think of that?!!!

Thank god for this place. I am so sick of wandering around the mission aimlessly for hours looking for a coffee shop. Now if Valencia could just get a couple more restaurants and boutiques this place may turn into a real live neighborhood.

Wait, do I only see one vegetarian sandwich in the menu, uh oh. This place may not make it to December.