Man's consumption of wine has always made tits look bigger.  But for the first time ever, it's the girl's own drinking that does the job! (I SHOULD WRITE COPY FOR THESE ASSHOLES, AMIRITE?)  Thanks to the mad genius who invented this, I just went from total sleaze to Sommelier.  The 'Wine Rack' bra is possibly the greatest thing ever, at least since my uncle Larry got his head gear stuck in a cooler and accidently invented the beer hat.  

This sports bra looking contraption contains a reservoir that holds AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE (750ml), which is such a ridiculously large amount that it can “turn an A cup in to double Ds” and will inevitably lead to the complete collapse of the boob-job industry (surgery or booze? NO BRAINER).  According to Daily Mail, it's also “popular with New Jersey students” which is a total fucking shocker.  

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