One of my favorite shitty lines is from the movie The Sum of All Fears. My paraphrasing here, but basically a girl is describing her new love, Ben Affleck, to her friend:
Girl 1: On a scale of one to ten, how hot is he?
Girl 2: One to ten? A thirteen.
That quote perfectly sums up this clip. First, if I had to rate this clip, I would give it an enthusiastic 13 OUTTA 10. Second, the narrator is such a dork about his love of bike messengers, you can't help but think they are the Ben Affleck of San Francisco. Enjoy:
(Thanks to commenter cat for the tip!)