… right here in the Mission! Grandmother Willow Whatever Kind of Tree That Is can be found in Garfield Square. Maybe if you ask, she can give you some super wise advice, like not to marry Kocuom, that those “strange clouds” are in fact from the rubble of those boxy condos being built along Bryant, or just that ironic wolf shirts are in fact 100% played out.

I just wish that the chalk instead read “this tree is HELLA wise.”