I fucking love the nightly news.  First of all, they have nothing legitimate to report on so they have a 2:21 segment on an aggressive deer attacking some snowflake and her two dogs.  THEN THEY SEND A REPORTER TO COVER THE STORY LIVE ON LOCATION.  Then we find out the the deer kicked the women and “ripped her shirt off.”  I’m only 52 seconds into the video and I’ve already orgasmed.

Let me recap:

1. Deer
2. ass kicking
3. topless milf

Thank you rabies.