— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Out of respect for Jesus and my trashed liver, I decided to not drink today and instead opted to see what was happening back in the Mission while watching the Sox and Steven Tyler embarrass himself in the 7th. Well, snap, some foreign tourist (read: terrorist) was “iMugged” today. Snaps all around! Also, “iMugged” is Mission Local’s word, not mine. The only words I like to make up are prefixed with “fuck” or “fart” or “zomg.”
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MrEricSir | [Permalink]
Is she from some alternate universe where the cops actually give a shit about this sort of thing? Because the SFPD will roll their eyes at you and give you a warning about wasting their time.