The Fillmore Sucks Dick At Mexican Food

 

yeah the Fillmore has never had decent mexican food, ever. There use to be Poblano something on golden gate and fillmore that shit was edible at least. Fucking La Salsa shut down, that was like Taco Bell but with 50% less dog food. Some how Fillmore Mexican Grill is still in business. I don’t know how the fuck that has happened, motherfuckers got sriracha on the tables. Look I’m down to give other races chances but when the Korean dude running the place can’t buy tapatio you know the place is fucked. I don’t even know if he’s Korean but he’s asian and considering the Koreans already own everything down there I’m going roll with that. Besides they already run the sushi spots, why not take over the mexican food too.

Anyways this isn’t about the Korean’s, it’s about their burritos made of cardboard and sludge accompanied by completely clueless awkward service. This combination of sucks naturally means that yelptards give it good reviews for “freshness.” Hey assholes, my shits are fresh too but I don’t eat them. Fuck this place, I can’t even tell you what I’ve eaten at this place because the fucking gruel they shovel into tortillas is so fucking bland all memory of what I actually ate there escapes me.

In the wake of La Salsa closing down Tacobar is opening this month. They are going with the freshness tag too but I got more faith in these dudes than Fillmore Mexican Grill. I mean fuck, you really can’t do any worse than all the other dumbasses who’ve tried to have taquerias on Fillmore. The closest competition is El Super Burrito on polk and that shit taste like a bucket of rotten dicks. You got Burrito Express on Divis which sometimes gets a edible pass but barely. Tortilla Whites if you want to get your happy hour on with a room full of Becky’s and Chad’s stuffing their faces with whitebread nachos and bowls of margarita bullshit. I’m really hoping Tacobar can come through, making a decent fucking taco can not be that fucking hard. I can’t even get tacos delivered anymore from the tenderloin (yeah it was that bad) since El Patron closed. I don’t always want to roll to the mission or make tacos myself. I just want to give someone some fucking money and eat some goddamn tacos. Can’t a motherfucker live?

Fuck I need to get out of this neighborhood, it’s killing me.

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In our own time, we all realized that the Western Addition would never be home.

Actually, San Francisco “sucks dick” (a strong plus in my book, but whatever) at Mexican food entirely. Gloppy, gloppy mush. Alas, one must travel south of the Grape Vine to find decent food via south of the border.

El Tepeyac Cafe FTW!

San Francisco has some dope food but its scarce. Honestly I don’t care about burritos anymore. I’ve had enough and I’m really tired of all these SF spots stuffing them with rice. I don’t want rice on a taco, why the fuck would I want it in a burrito? If this town ever starts making decent fish burritos maybe I’ll get interested in them.

La Palma’s chicharron tacos de canasta are goddamn amazing. Regalito’s is the only place I will order enchiladas in this fucking town, the rojo with chicken is the closest I can get to mom’s. When El Cachanilla crisps up their buche proper they can’t be fucked with, unfortunately depending on what mood they are in this doesn’t always happen. Shit now I want to hit Poc Chuc for some panuchos and empanadas.

Sucks dick, eh? How about something more appropriate and less : SF Shits at Hipster Posers

would you prefer SF guzzles dog balls? sucks bloody cunts? beer bongs diarrhea? keg stands projectile vomit? deep throats turds?

my girlfriend sent me this via email because we joke about this place all the time. We ate there once because we were waiting for a movie at kabuki, and were clueless how bad it was. We ordered carnitas nachos, and the korean dude says “you mean poorhhhk nachos?” This confirmed my suspicion that this place was going suck. Well, the nachos were beyond terrible. He missed the the most important part of nachos…melting the cheese. instead theres just dry sprinkled grated cheese, and chunks of “pooorhhhk” that looked like cat food. I think he knew it sucked so he came over akwardly and set down a pack of fruit snacks at our table like it was some sort of consolation.

Sup Serg

haha! awesome, it’s amazing that this place is still open

yeah I usually assume that places like these, where there’s never any patrons (like the whole fucking city knew it sucked, except for you) are running some illegal business behind closed doors. There’s gotta be hookers in the back or something. who knows.

yeah I think dude is involved with the Korean spot on the corner that is usually empty, maybe they own the building and just need something to do.

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