— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I’m kinda confused if this dude is a cool kid/hipster or just a geezer that beats his daughters. On one hand, he is rocking a stylish cap, black pants and has a grunge-revival haircut. On the other hand, he has the skin of a 90-year-old woman. Wait, is this even a man?
Anyways, I cling to my gun too, but only when I’m at the shooting range in South San Francisco. I know you think Che Newsom is going to take your gun, but the courts already smacked that down. So, if you really think you have to cling to your gun, then I recommend that you smoke a little less of that Sith before you walk around the Tenderloin.
Comments (3)
“confused if this dude is a cool kid/hipster or just a geezer that beats his daughters”
doesnt that apply to all hipsters?
I don’t know if this was intentional but my browser window showed your title and photo in one frame. Inevitably my mind went to the other kind of teabagging.
People keep saying the word is too broad, that “hipster” has lost all meaning. They’re wrong; this confusion is the fallout. Some pro-war, white-trash throwback to 2001 does not fit the category. How to put this?
KID ROCK IS NOT A HIPSTER.