OK, first off, don’t judge me for that gross chipped nail polish. We all have casualties involved due to our lifestyles, and this week, that’s been mine.

As far as the door hanger/flyer goes: BRILLIANT. This is so much more effective than the sock-on-doorknob method to inform roommates that you’re busy - as my friend Ryan would say - “beatin’ guts.” I live alone, and even so, I’m kind of tempted to hang it outside my front door, just so my across the hall neighbor knows that she’s not the only person who’s gettin’ some … except, for honesty’s sake, I’d have to cross out “call” on the flyer and write in “text.” Was that TMI?